If you've read these pages before, you may have noticed a short play was written. This served as a rough draft for a now published version, available on the Amazon Kindle bookstore. I've removed all but the first Act from this site, with the hope that the small number of you who care about what's written here, might actually go buy the book (for only $0.99).
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Sunday, January 18, 2009
The Two Trees I-3
Act I, Scene 3
Nabal: Ok, I'll humor you, what is the Bible about, other than shepherds and camel traders?
Abel: The Bible is an amazing historical document. It proves that God exists and that Judaism was His revealed religion before Christ came and that Christianity is His revealed religion after.
Nabal: Why would God, if He is so great and almighty, care about petty human religion? And why would one of many religions be any better than the others when they are all the same?
Abel: All those other religions aren't God's revealed religion. It's His will that we follow His revealed religion...Stewart, you said you read the Bible, isn't that God's will?
Stewart: The Bible does talk about God's will, but I think His will is mainly related to Christ.
Abel: See Nabal, Stewart's right, and Christ revealed that Christianity is God's religion that we should follow so that we can go to heaven when we die. Right Stewart?
Stewart: Uhh...
Abel: Maybe it will help if we explain the difference between the Old Testament and the New Testament.
Brian: Yeah, I've always wondered why there are two parts to the Bible. And why are they called "Testaments"?
Stewart: A testament is like a will—various accomplishments bequeathed to the inheritors.
Abel: Right, and in the New Testament, God gave us Christianity and the way to go to heaven, and in the Old Testament, God gave us Judaism and the Law, which was replaced by Christianity, and certain facts about creation and the world.
Nabal: Certain facts? Like what?
Abel: Well, the Law tells us about good and evil...
Nabal: Those are just societal constructs to keep us from behaving in antisocial ways.
Brian: Are you dating a sociology major? Where did you learn that psychobabble?
Nabal: She's just a friend...it's not my fault she's not into the hard sciences.
Abel: ...and Genesis, the first book of the Old Testament tells us that the earth is 6,000 years old.
Nabal: Come on! Everything we've studied and everything we know shows the earth is older than that, by several orders of magnitude... next you're going to tell me the earth is flat too.
Abel: When it comes to the Bible versus science, I'll take the Bible, since it is infallible. Every word in the Bible is accurate and precise, and the Bible explicitly says the earth is only 6,000 years old. Evolution is...
Brian: Speaking of science, even if you don't believe it, we're going to be tested on neuroscience tomorrow and might want to finish up our studying before the library closes.
Stewart: All we had left was the electrophysiology chapter. Can we maybe go over how an action potential works and call it a day?
Brian: So, I think there are two main types of ions involved in the membrane voltage changes during an action potential, sodium and potassium...
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Nabal: Ok, I'll humor you, what is the Bible about, other than shepherds and camel traders?
Abel: The Bible is an amazing historical document. It proves that God exists and that Judaism was His revealed religion before Christ came and that Christianity is His revealed religion after.
Nabal: Why would God, if He is so great and almighty, care about petty human religion? And why would one of many religions be any better than the others when they are all the same?
Abel: All those other religions aren't God's revealed religion. It's His will that we follow His revealed religion...Stewart, you said you read the Bible, isn't that God's will?
Stewart: The Bible does talk about God's will, but I think His will is mainly related to Christ.
Abel: See Nabal, Stewart's right, and Christ revealed that Christianity is God's religion that we should follow so that we can go to heaven when we die. Right Stewart?
Stewart: Uhh...
Abel: Maybe it will help if we explain the difference between the Old Testament and the New Testament.
Brian: Yeah, I've always wondered why there are two parts to the Bible. And why are they called "Testaments"?
Stewart: A testament is like a will—various accomplishments bequeathed to the inheritors.
Abel: Right, and in the New Testament, God gave us Christianity and the way to go to heaven, and in the Old Testament, God gave us Judaism and the Law, which was replaced by Christianity, and certain facts about creation and the world.
Nabal: Certain facts? Like what?
Abel: Well, the Law tells us about good and evil...
Nabal: Those are just societal constructs to keep us from behaving in antisocial ways.
Brian: Are you dating a sociology major? Where did you learn that psychobabble?
Nabal: She's just a friend...it's not my fault she's not into the hard sciences.
Abel: ...and Genesis, the first book of the Old Testament tells us that the earth is 6,000 years old.
Nabal: Come on! Everything we've studied and everything we know shows the earth is older than that, by several orders of magnitude... next you're going to tell me the earth is flat too.
Abel: When it comes to the Bible versus science, I'll take the Bible, since it is infallible. Every word in the Bible is accurate and precise, and the Bible explicitly says the earth is only 6,000 years old. Evolution is...
Brian: Speaking of science, even if you don't believe it, we're going to be tested on neuroscience tomorrow and might want to finish up our studying before the library closes.
Stewart: All we had left was the electrophysiology chapter. Can we maybe go over how an action potential works and call it a day?
Brian: So, I think there are two main types of ions involved in the membrane voltage changes during an action potential, sodium and potassium...
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Sunday, January 11, 2009
The Two Trees I-2
Act I, Scene 2
Voice: Attention all students and library patrons. The library will be closing in thirty minutes.
Brian: Before you guys get into this, are we finished studying?
Nabal: I'm good, let's have this discussion Abel, no, I haven't heard of apologetics. But I definitely think you should apologize for reading the Bible.
Abel: That's not what "apologetics" means, the term refers to the systematic defense of God's existence and the truth of Christianity. It is the fundamental theme of the New Testament of the Bible.
Stewart: Are you guys sure you don't want to study for a few more minutes.
Abel: Well...
Nabal: I'm done, you guys study. What do you mean by "defense" of God's existence. How can you defend a falsehood. Don't you know that Darwin proved God didn't exist. You should really read some of the latest books on this, they'll clear you up in no time. Back me up here, Stewart, Brain, haven't you guys read Dawkins' latest?
Brian: Richard Dawkins?
Nabal: Yeah, now that guy knows the Bible—what a load of rubbish it is anyway.
Stewart: I beg to differ.
Nabal: What?
Stewart: That Richard Dawkins knows the Bible. He makes some mistakes in discussing it in The God Delusion. For example, in trying to assign motives to Matthew and Luke in writing each of their Gospels, he claims that Luke included kings worshiping Jesus as a child in order to impress the Gentiles who would read his Gospel.
Nabal: So?
Stewart: So, the Magi, or kings, coming from the east to worship Jesus was detailed in Matthew's Gospel, not Luke's. Dawkins made a mistake.
Nabal: Ahh, that's just a technicality.
Stewart: Also, I'd like to clear something up from before. You implied that I wouldn't be someone who reads the Bible. Well, I do read the Bible. Science is interesting and intellectually stimulating, and I'm glad we are studying it. But in order to satisfy something deep in me that longs for more, the Bible is just what I need. It sounds like Abel knows this as well. If you've never read the Bible, Nabal, you should at least give it a try. That's what any open-minded scientist would do, right? At least read something you want to disagree with to find out for yourself why it is wrong.
Nabal: That's why I read books by Richard Dawkins...
Brian: But that's just his point Nabal. If Stewart is right, Dawkins didn't even get all his facts straight when talking about the Bible in his book. I've never read the Bible either, but as a scientist, I would never dismiss something until I understood it's main point, and why that point is wrong. Isn't that what science is about—forming hypotheses, then testing them. It seems to me you've formed a hypothesis about the Bible, but are unwilling to test it.
Nabal: You guys are crazy.
Abel: No, they're just saying you need to read the Bible and understand it before you dismiss it. And when it comes to understanding the Bible, I'd be happy to help you.
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Voice: Attention all students and library patrons. The library will be closing in thirty minutes.
Brian: Before you guys get into this, are we finished studying?
Nabal: I'm good, let's have this discussion Abel, no, I haven't heard of apologetics. But I definitely think you should apologize for reading the Bible.
Abel: That's not what "apologetics" means, the term refers to the systematic defense of God's existence and the truth of Christianity. It is the fundamental theme of the New Testament of the Bible.
Stewart: Are you guys sure you don't want to study for a few more minutes.
Abel: Well...
Nabal: I'm done, you guys study. What do you mean by "defense" of God's existence. How can you defend a falsehood. Don't you know that Darwin proved God didn't exist. You should really read some of the latest books on this, they'll clear you up in no time. Back me up here, Stewart, Brain, haven't you guys read Dawkins' latest?
Brian: Richard Dawkins?
Nabal: Yeah, now that guy knows the Bible—what a load of rubbish it is anyway.
Stewart: I beg to differ.
Nabal: What?
Stewart: That Richard Dawkins knows the Bible. He makes some mistakes in discussing it in The God Delusion. For example, in trying to assign motives to Matthew and Luke in writing each of their Gospels, he claims that Luke included kings worshiping Jesus as a child in order to impress the Gentiles who would read his Gospel.
Nabal: So?
Stewart: So, the Magi, or kings, coming from the east to worship Jesus was detailed in Matthew's Gospel, not Luke's. Dawkins made a mistake.
Nabal: Ahh, that's just a technicality.
Stewart: Also, I'd like to clear something up from before. You implied that I wouldn't be someone who reads the Bible. Well, I do read the Bible. Science is interesting and intellectually stimulating, and I'm glad we are studying it. But in order to satisfy something deep in me that longs for more, the Bible is just what I need. It sounds like Abel knows this as well. If you've never read the Bible, Nabal, you should at least give it a try. That's what any open-minded scientist would do, right? At least read something you want to disagree with to find out for yourself why it is wrong.
Nabal: That's why I read books by Richard Dawkins...
Brian: But that's just his point Nabal. If Stewart is right, Dawkins didn't even get all his facts straight when talking about the Bible in his book. I've never read the Bible either, but as a scientist, I would never dismiss something until I understood it's main point, and why that point is wrong. Isn't that what science is about—forming hypotheses, then testing them. It seems to me you've formed a hypothesis about the Bible, but are unwilling to test it.
Nabal: You guys are crazy.
Abel: No, they're just saying you need to read the Bible and understand it before you dismiss it. And when it comes to understanding the Bible, I'd be happy to help you.
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Sunday, December 14, 2008
The Two Trees I-1
Act I, Scene 1
In a study room, in the library, four students pause from studying for a neuroscience final. One leans back in his chair, perusing something on his BlackBerry. Another brings out a large, leather-bound volume and opens it on the table in front of them.
Nabal: What is that, Abel?
Abel: It's the Authorized Version.
Brian: Of what?
Abel: The Holy Bible, of course. I find that reading it during study breaks helps me concentrate.
Nabal: How can reading that garbage written by goatherds and camel traders help you study? You should get rid of it, it is only going to make you stupider. Right Brain? We scientists trust reason, not superstition.
Brian: I've actually never read it.
Nabal: How about you Stewart, you seem pretty smart, you wouldn't waste time reading the Bible, would you?
Stewart: Huh? Oh, I was reading something. Sorry?
Nabal: Well, Abel here is reading the Bible and Brain and I were telling him he should forget about it. I mean, science has totally disproven everything in that outdated book anyway. People who believe the Bible don't know anything, it's nonscientific.
Abel: The Bible is scientific.
Nabal: Are you kidding?!? The Bible says the earth is only 6000 years old, that the earth is flat, the evolution didn't happen, that the earth is the center of the universe, that virgins can have babies...I mean, c'mon, we are studying neuroscience of all things. We all know that only science proves anything about the world. That Bible is just filling your head with lies and superstitions. I mean...
Stewart: What about history?
Nabal: What?
Brian: I think Stewart is questioning your assertion that only science tells us anything. We've learned a lot from history as well, no?
Abel: That's right. Not only is the Bible scientific, it is historically accurate as well. Did you know that Sir William M. Ramsay originally went to Palestine to disprove the Gospel of Luke and ended up being one of the strongest proponents of its accuracy. Or that they found a stela about a decade ago that talks about King David. And furthermore...
Nabal: That stuff is all made up. These archaeologists find some pottery shards with scratch marks on them and...
Brian: So you don't think history, or archaeology for that matter, are useful or informative?
Nabal: No Brain, I don't, and since you are the smartest one here, neither should you. Only science proves things, all those other disciplines only make guesses.
Abel: I disagree. The Bible should be the standard of truth and everything else should have to agree with it. Did you know that besides being scientifically and historically accurate, the Bible changes lives, it is the best-selling book ever, even a lot of famous scholars read the Bible. Didn't you take MMW Nabal? They make you read the Bible, don't they?
Nabal: Yeah, but they only make you read it to show how contradictory it is. I never did any of the readings anyway...waste of time.
Abel: You've never heard of apologetics, have you Nabal?
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In a study room, in the library, four students pause from studying for a neuroscience final. One leans back in his chair, perusing something on his BlackBerry. Another brings out a large, leather-bound volume and opens it on the table in front of them.
Nabal: What is that, Abel?
Abel: It's the Authorized Version.
Brian: Of what?
Abel: The Holy Bible, of course. I find that reading it during study breaks helps me concentrate.
Nabal: How can reading that garbage written by goatherds and camel traders help you study? You should get rid of it, it is only going to make you stupider. Right Brain? We scientists trust reason, not superstition.
Brian: I've actually never read it.
Nabal: How about you Stewart, you seem pretty smart, you wouldn't waste time reading the Bible, would you?
Stewart: Huh? Oh, I was reading something. Sorry?
Nabal: Well, Abel here is reading the Bible and Brain and I were telling him he should forget about it. I mean, science has totally disproven everything in that outdated book anyway. People who believe the Bible don't know anything, it's nonscientific.
Abel: The Bible is scientific.
Nabal: Are you kidding?!? The Bible says the earth is only 6000 years old, that the earth is flat, the evolution didn't happen, that the earth is the center of the universe, that virgins can have babies...I mean, c'mon, we are studying neuroscience of all things. We all know that only science proves anything about the world. That Bible is just filling your head with lies and superstitions. I mean...
Stewart: What about history?
Nabal: What?
Brian: I think Stewart is questioning your assertion that only science tells us anything. We've learned a lot from history as well, no?
Abel: That's right. Not only is the Bible scientific, it is historically accurate as well. Did you know that Sir William M. Ramsay originally went to Palestine to disprove the Gospel of Luke and ended up being one of the strongest proponents of its accuracy. Or that they found a stela about a decade ago that talks about King David. And furthermore...
Nabal: That stuff is all made up. These archaeologists find some pottery shards with scratch marks on them and...
Brian: So you don't think history, or archaeology for that matter, are useful or informative?
Nabal: No Brain, I don't, and since you are the smartest one here, neither should you. Only science proves things, all those other disciplines only make guesses.
Abel: I disagree. The Bible should be the standard of truth and everything else should have to agree with it. Did you know that besides being scientifically and historically accurate, the Bible changes lives, it is the best-selling book ever, even a lot of famous scholars read the Bible. Didn't you take MMW Nabal? They make you read the Bible, don't they?
Nabal: Yeah, but they only make you read it to show how contradictory it is. I never did any of the readings anyway...waste of time.
Abel: You've never heard of apologetics, have you Nabal?
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Friday, December 12, 2008
The Two Trees
Prologue
On campus there are two trees. The first is the library, as one can plainly see. Complete with Paradise Lost and the subtle Serpent snaking his way up toward the trunk, the tree itself towers over the campus, branching into the air with its roots under ground. This is the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
The other tree is not so easy to find. Quietly sitting on the wall of a tall building, in a shady courtyard, in one of the better colleges here, this second tree calmly presents its message.
Yet this second tree offers something different from the first. While the larger tree opens its doors to those seeking knowledge, the smaller declares that Wisdom makes one happy. The two are not the same. And if one is familiar with the role Wisdom plays in the book of Proverbs, he will recognize that a deeper thought is with the second tree. Proverbs 8 says, "I, Wisdom, dwell with prudence...Jehovah possessed me in the beginning of His way, Before His works of old. I was set up from eternity, From the beginning, before the earth was...When He established the heavens, I was there...Then I was by Him, as a master workman; And I was daily His delight...For whoever finds me finds life..."
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On campus there are two trees. The first is the library, as one can plainly see. Complete with Paradise Lost and the subtle Serpent snaking his way up toward the trunk, the tree itself towers over the campus, branching into the air with its roots under ground. This is the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
The other tree is not so easy to find. Quietly sitting on the wall of a tall building, in a shady courtyard, in one of the better colleges here, this second tree calmly presents its message.
Yet this second tree offers something different from the first. While the larger tree opens its doors to those seeking knowledge, the smaller declares that Wisdom makes one happy. The two are not the same. And if one is familiar with the role Wisdom plays in the book of Proverbs, he will recognize that a deeper thought is with the second tree. Proverbs 8 says, "I, Wisdom, dwell with prudence...Jehovah possessed me in the beginning of His way, Before His works of old. I was set up from eternity, From the beginning, before the earth was...When He established the heavens, I was there...Then I was by Him, as a master workman; And I was daily His delight...For whoever finds me finds life..."
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Prelude to a Play
This play will most likely be in three Acts of several Scenes each. While I have not yet thought of an appropriate title, one should be forthcoming with the first scene of Act I, or perhaps the Prologue.
So as not to give away too much in this brief prelude, I will simply introduce the four main characters of the play: Brian, Nabal, Abel, and Stewart.
Dramatis Personae
So as not to give away too much in this brief prelude, I will simply introduce the four main characters of the play: Brian, Nabal, Abel, and Stewart.
Dramatis Personae
- Brian - sarcastically referred to as "Brain" by other characters.
- Nabal - likes to argue.
- Abel - pious, devout, and quite sure of himself.
- Stewart - quiet, almost mysterious.
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